Talk:Teleport/@comment-184.91.216.71-20131114000800/@comment-121.2.56.95-20151029142840

Who wouldn't? I mean, that's literally the power lazy-asses like me want in life.

Time for school? Teleport to class.

Too lazy to go home? Teleport to room.

Mugger stole your bicycle? Teleport a freaking lamppost in front of him.