Talk:Toaru Majutsu no Index English Translations.pdf files/@comment-65.31.236.115-20130921030215

Does anyone ever wonder what Valentines Day must be like for Touma now, I had ths dream other day it was hilourous I was wondering who else might have thought of a riduclous scenerio to this one.

Touma showed up to school to find a heart shaped box with some chocolate and a golden ticket to some remidial classes, then some sparky girl shows up during lunch and relunctantly hands him a bag. Right after that some some unknown girl with sparkling eyes all to cheerful comes in and hands him something while flirting with him, then all of sudden the door fly open with ITEM marching in and some level 5 yelling at a small blonde headed girl and a so called "dung beetle"  to hurry up and give him the card and say "thanks for save" already so we can the hell outa here. Just to have the door blown away just seconds later by Accelarator who is simingly annoyed with a little girl for a strangely similar reason, then some silver haired nun runs in completely clueless yelling at Touma about how she herd that on valentines day you're supposed make chocolates but she hasn't gotten any, "so you need come back home make me some now"  Which is followed up by a strangely confused guy from FedEx peeking his head in asking Touma to sign a bunch a papers. Afterwords he asks if he could at all explain the nature of the packages that they are rolling into the classroom while saying "Due to the suspicious nature, we had a girl from 177th branch of judgement take a look through them, though she didn't find anything dangerous we were all left with a lot more questions than before"  to which Touma asks "well what's in it" just as the man pulls out a clip board some other guys start rolling in with more packages on a dolly "well, according to the judgement officer the list here says you have a couple of packages of chocolate from some japanese girls addressed from london, aproximately 10,000 packages of chocolate from a bunch of girls all over the world, a gold watch from the president of the United States with a thank you note for some reason, a letter from girl named Lessar with some rather raunchy photos of herself and a request for you to come and "Join" her, and a giant handcrafted statue of chocolate addresed from the Queen of England and various packages from all her three of her daughters which also have Thank You notes in them respectively, so could you possibly explain all this?" to which Tsuchimikado comes up from behind Touma and being the teasing bastard that he is says "Well actually that's simple ya see Kami-yan here has skipped several full months of school just to travel the world and sow his seeds into every woman on the planet but after about 10,000 he realized that just isn't good enough for him anymore so he then started dating women with power like the Queen of England her and Daughters"

I woke up after that but I can only imagine what would happen next what do you think?