User blog comment:Inept Wiki User/Toaru X-Mas: Twelve Days & Cracker Jokes/@comment-25431873-20181220211319/@comment-5275759-20181224004338

Great suggestions. Let's see how they might sound:

'''On the 12th day of Christmas... Twelve Board Directors Eleven dimensions Ten Sepihrah Nine days hanging Eight dragon heads Seven Level 5s Six esper levels Five dark-side groups Four elements Three silly boys Two sisters And an illusion-breaking right hand...'''