Toaru Sangatsu no Zouyo Koukan & Toaru Sangatsu no Ni Rei Ichikan

Toaru Majutsu no Index? Toaru Sangatsu no Zouyo Koukan & Toaru Sangatsu no Ni Rei Ichikan (とある魔術の禁書目録?とある三月の贈与交換&とある三月の二〇一巻), abbreviated here as Toaru Sangatsu no Zouyo Koukan & Toaru Sangatsu no Ni Rei Ichikan (とある三月の贈与交換&とある三月の二〇一巻) due to formatting reasons is a collection of two parody short stories based in the Toaru Majutsu no Index universe written by Kamachi Kazuma.

One of the more obscure short stories written in the universe by Kamachi, it was released on the Dengeki BUNKOYOMI edition of the now defunct Dengeki hp magazine in March 2006, with Otani Osamu as the parody illustrator.

Toaru Sangatsu no Zouyo Koukan
Toaru Sangatsu no Zouyo Koukan (とある三月の贈与交換), translated as A Certain March Gift Exchange, is a short story revolving around Touma's ordeals on White Day.

Summary
Kamijou Touma is living his everyday life when all the girls around him suddenly ask him to return the favor from Valentine's Day, but he has no memory of receiving anything. It turns out he assumed he would never get any chocolate on Valentine's so he drowned his depression in alcohol. He got so drunk he lost all memory of February 14, but he had drunkenly gone all around the world and caused tens of thousands of girls to fall in love with him in the process. Touma laments his misfortune as these unremembered actions cause him to be chased around.

Characters

 * Kamijou Touma
 * Tsuchimikado Motoharu
 * Aogami Pierce
 * Fukiyose Seiri
 * Himegami Aisa
 * Tsukuyomi Komoe
 * Yomikawa Aiho
 * Kanzaki Kaori
 * Misaka Mikoto
 * Misaka Misuzu
 * Misaka 10032
 * Last Order
 * Orsola Aquinas
 * Sherry Cromwell
 * Kazakiri Hyouka
 * Misha Kreutzev
 * Stiyl Magnus
 * Tsuchimikado Maika
 * Index Librorum Prohibitorum
 * Sphynx
 * Amakusa Christians
 * Lucia
 * Agnese Sanctis
 * Angelene
 * Sisters
 * Misaka 10032

Referbacks

 * This story is part of the parody continuity as started by the Toaru Yogen no Index parody story, when Index references the Malachy's Prophecies as it appeared in the other story.
 * Index references the Miniature Pilgrimage as well as Tadataka Ino from volume 7.

Toaru Sangatsu no Ni Rei Ichikan
Toaru Sangatsu no Ni Rei Ichi Kan (とある三月の二〇一巻), translated as A Certain March 201st Novel, is a short story revolving around Touma's ordeals during graduation day.

Summary
During March, Touma and the others approach graduation as third years. They think back on the long days they spent together. Touma returns to the classroom after the ceremony and suddenly realizes he has no idea what he will do after graduation. The next thing he knows, he is being invited to Necessarius, being invited to become a teacher and join Anti-Skill, and begged to do various other things by other people.

Character

 * Kamijou Touma
 * Tsukuyomi Komoe
 * Kamijou Touya
 * Kamijou Shiina
 * Himegami Aisa
 * Aogami Pierce
 * Tsuchimikado Motoharu
 * Accelerator
 * Yomikawa Aiho
 * Saigo
 * Fukiyose Seiri
 * Misaka Mikoto
 * Shirai Kuroko
 * Index Librorum Prohibitorum
 * Kanzaki Kaori
 * Misha Kreutzev
 * Misaka Imouto
 * Orsola Aquinas
 * Tsuchimikado Maika
 * Last Order
 * Oriana Thomson
 * Lidvia Lorenzetti
 * Stiyl Magnus

Speculation
Released just after the 11th volume, the characters begin to refer to things that would likely occur to Touma as they speculate on his future after graduating high school. It is likely a list of foreshadowings that the fanbase has speculated that Kamachi has planned to introduced into the story. Below is the list and the likely concepts that have been introduced after the story was published:

Introduced concepts

 * "That" which is related to the Sisters – Misaka Worst
 * "That" which sleeps in British history – Curtana Original
 * "That" which awaits in the deepest section of Academy City – Fräulein Kreutune
 * "That" which is related to the - Five Elements Institution – Fuse KAZAKIRI or Aiwass
 * "That" which is hidden within the Misaka Network – The will of the whole Misaka Network
 * "That" which writhes at one point in the Sahara – Coronzon

Not yet introduced

 * "That" which is stored in Ryouran Maid School
 * "That" which is under direct control of Tokiwadai Middle School's Student Council
 * "That" which is delicate

Other

 * "That" 40m long thing that the Scottish royal family has kept hidden for over half a century which flies and breathes fire.

'Future' Volume Jokes
In the story, Stiyl refers back to 'previous' volumes which are supposed to have happened in between when the story takes place and where the main story was at the time it was written. Given the nature of the story and the 'previous' volumes in question, these references are for comic effect rather than foreshadowing:
 * Volume 22, Chapter 3 (Stiyl supposedly invited Touma to his room and both were blown up inside it afterwards)
 * Volume 48: Kamijou Touma and the Terraforming of Mars, Chapter 4 (where the mobile card version of Innocentius supposedly comes from)
 * Volume 88: Kamijou Touma’s Third Death…
 * Volume 153: Kamijou Touma Actually Tries Clearing His Mind (in which Touma supposedly came to the conclusion that fire is cold)
 * Volume 202: Laura Stuart Gets Hooked on Black Vinegar (the 'next' volume)